May 2013
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
Britney Spears has facial expressions that...
everybodyssgotadarksidee:
waking up in the morning
showering
checking myself out in the mirror
sitting in math class
trying to do my math homework
when it’s time to eat
seeing somebody attractive
arriving to a party
Trying to seduce someone when I’m drunk
When someone unattractive tries to hookup with me
urbancatfitters:
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
nickiyuuup:
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life